When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs
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It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
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Get the Anus Oatmeal mug.On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.
This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.
The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.
The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus
Angela: You F**king Wot?
Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself
Angela: bitch you crazy
Angela: You F**king Wot?
Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself
Angela: bitch you crazy
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"No, was it hot?"
"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
"No, was it hot?"
"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
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