Albert Weng

Albert Weng is a fictional character, he is based off of the character "Humpty Alexander Dumpty." He is a Chinese boy from the Shanxi province. He plays the piano and works out everyday (2kg weights). He looks like an Egg or Golf ball and wears glasses. The Definition: A man that looks like a Golf ball or Egg.

Albert Weng, you look like an egg!

by Trippin Zhang September 9, 2023

Albert knights

Cool dood

Yo thats albert knights what a cool dood

by Boomotherfucker October 11, 2019

Colin albert

I like to kill people BANG! BANG!

Colin albert Yo advantage bois pull up BANG BANG

by Colin albert November 24, 2023

Albert

Albert is a nice guy that loves someone called Kayla so much

(Please vote this in)

Girl: I love you Albert
Boy: I love you too Kayla

by Ohfhtftg March 21, 2019

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 May 17, 2011

Albert

Albert is a guy that looks depressed everyday but his not. An Albert is a guy that is a smart and dumb guy at the same time. He is mostly good at math. he also erased his emotions.
and this Albert is me

guy hey bro you good you look depressed

albert no men im not depressed

by depressed men March 21, 2023

Albert

Dope person

Albert is a dope person

by Sloth army leader October 16, 2018