Crofton Academy

Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.

I attend Crofton Academy school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023

wath academy

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by bj2splashy March 7, 2022

Pansophia Academy

Shit school shit food and shit people why would you wanna go there

Pansophia academy is a school full of shit people if you say “I had a great day” someone will say “omg did you hear that Parker ate the teachers table”

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hammersmith academy

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Bayside Academy

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by notabaydidealum January 14, 2019

Hope academy

The most shitty high school were people bring drugs in school and the police is always there if you are thinking of joining hope I wouldn’t the uniform is terrible and teachers have a go at you for bad reasons like not having a fucking pen or your skirt is rolled up and being on the back Stairs at the wrong time it may look to be ‘outstanding’ but it really isn’t also there’s some mad road men who will shank you up for doing something wrong. DONT JOIN HOPE ACADEMY

Hope academy IS NOT ‘outstanding it’s shit

by letsjumpoffabridge August 27, 2020

Fontbonne Academy

An all girls catholic school in Milton Mass. They are known for having the nicest people. They are very good at basketball, lacrosse, and volleyball, and have one of the best drama programs around. Their rivals are Notre Dame Academy and Ursuline Academy. NDA girls think they are the best but in reality are stuck up and mean. Fontbonne may not have flashy facilities, but the community is always full of genuine kindness and they use their space amazingly!! The diverse community and comfortable/casual uniforms are another reason Fontbonne is great. Teachers want students to succeed in their academics and are helpful to everyone. Students attend high end universities and always love the Fontbonne Community!!

FBA Girl 1: Hey we are playing NDA today in basketball
FBA Girl 2: Ugh they are mean off the court but easy to beat on the court!!
FBA Girl 1: I know right! but the fans from Fontbonne Academy will come through and help us win!

by potatocat2.0 April 14, 2020