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To get on the shovel like a ninja

The act of sniffing white powder,flour,bicarbonate,soap and baking powder.
It's often performed by coke-addicts and idiots.
It also applies to ketamine consumers like Fernando Manzo.
''He's so screwed that likes to get on the shovel like a ninja''
by Fernandito manzo November 28, 2011
mugGet the To get on the shovel like a ninjamug.

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking
The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!
by Olivia123 November 11, 2007
mugGet the shovelling shit up hill without a barrowmug.

Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel

Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.
by Dr. Amanda Love March 10, 2009
mugGet the Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovelmug.

Pork Shovelling

Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.
My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you
by norfolkinchance June 29, 2010
mugGet the Pork Shovellingmug.

Shovel Bunny

Someone who watched Brendan Fraser's Mummy or Indiana Jones and has romanticized archaeology. A person who wants to sleep with an archaeologist. An archaeologist groupie.
Whether in the field or at a conference, if there is an archaeologist around the shovel bunny won't be far behind.
by nextgenarchaeo October 17, 2023
mugGet the Shovel Bunnymug.
A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.
Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
by QuacksO November 22, 2021
mugGet the At least we don't hafta shovel liquid watermug.

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