Melissa is a person who loves Shawn Mendes. She is crazy bout him . Melissa loves to watch Shawn Mendes edits and Sc record them. Melissa and Shawn will Probably date 2019 ❤️ coming soon
Shawn* Breathes*
Melissa *heart attack of his perfection *
That's the definition of "Melissa loves Shawn Mendes"
Melissa *heart attack of his perfection *
That's the definition of "Melissa loves Shawn Mendes"
by ShawnsWife October 12, 2018

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
by maks July 23, 2004

Here are 200+ cute funny adorable nicknames for Shawn
Cute nicknames for Shawn
Shawnyboy
Mission Face
Sean
Stingers
Control Alt Delete
John
Shaun
Yasmine Bleeth
Shawna
Seann
Muffin
Shawnie
Giana
Cian
Funny nicknames for Shawn
Shawny
Shawnithan
Zane
Juan
Baloch
Matt
Shawno
Adorable nicknames for Shawn
Santino Holmes
The Jackal
Felipe
Shon
Rocky
Swan
Youssef
Shawnee
Cute nicknames for Shawn
Shawnyboy
Mission Face
Sean
Stingers
Control Alt Delete
John
Shaun
Yasmine Bleeth
Shawna
Seann
Muffin
Shawnie
Giana
Cian
Funny nicknames for Shawn
Shawny
Shawnithan
Zane
Juan
Baloch
Matt
Shawno
Adorable nicknames for Shawn
Santino Holmes
The Jackal
Felipe
Shon
Rocky
Swan
Youssef
Shawnee
by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024

Fan: Have you heard the word of the lord? Shawn is here to save us!
Shawn: Fear not my children, for I am here to save you with my mute powers.
Shawn: Fear not my children, for I am here to save you with my mute powers.
by Shawn Simpers September 12, 2021

A guy who lives in Houston Texas cusses way too much says words like nigga nigger faggot and retarded a lot too
Shawn Baloch: fuck you faggot you are a fucking asshole
Shawn Baloch: You guys fucking retarded
Shawn Baloch: Faggot is such a funny word
Shawn Baloch: Retarded is such a funny word
Shawn Balovh you a bitch nigga ass faggot
Shawn Baloch: Shut the fuck up you retarded bitch ass
Shawn Baloch: Fuck that you retarded piece of shit
Shawn Baloch: You're a fucking faggot piece of shit
Shawn Baloch: you're a faggot
Shawn Baloch: Farrukh is retarded
Shawn Baloch: fuck this faggot nigger
Shawn Baloch: FUCK THAT FAGGOT ASS BITCH RETARDED FUCKING CUNT ASS FAGGOT NIGGA THAT BITCH IS DUMB AS SHIT FUCK HIM
Shawn Baloch: You guys fucking retarded
Shawn Baloch: Faggot is such a funny word
Shawn Baloch: Retarded is such a funny word
Shawn Balovh you a bitch nigga ass faggot
Shawn Baloch: Shut the fuck up you retarded bitch ass
Shawn Baloch: Fuck that you retarded piece of shit
Shawn Baloch: You're a fucking faggot piece of shit
Shawn Baloch: you're a faggot
Shawn Baloch: Farrukh is retarded
Shawn Baloch: fuck this faggot nigger
Shawn Baloch: FUCK THAT FAGGOT ASS BITCH RETARDED FUCKING CUNT ASS FAGGOT NIGGA THAT BITCH IS DUMB AS SHIT FUCK HIM
by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024

the hottest man ever to walk on the face on the earth. anyone should be grateful to live at the same time of this hottie, it is not normal and physically impossible for anyone to look like him hes to talented, my husband can perform and GODAMN HE CAN SING (if you don't belive me listen to piece of you specifically 2:23, teach me how to love, i dont even know your name) literally anything he touches is a masterpiece. hes jawline is on another level literally that can kill you. my baby gets so much hate for being too good that people are jealous of him for being to amazing. my golden retrivier is mine so you people back off. (if you want to go to his concerts when he comes out again please know more songs than stitches before you say your a fan buddy boy)
by holly_is_a_mirror May 2, 2024

by relevationslrf February 24, 2022
