Dick smells dick

Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.
I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.
by $T$Money$ March 17, 2020
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your face smells

a phrase commonly used by 9 year olds who try to be funny.
mature person: hi.
9 year old: your face smells! haha!!!1!111
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smells like amsterdam

euphemism for "it smells like weed"
- "ah, let's go. it smells like amsterdam in here"
by anon55 August 28, 2006
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smell my cheese

Term coined by the legendary Alan Partridge. Can be taken literally or used as a fierce insult.
"D'ya want some cheese?... have some cheese.... Smell my cheese ya mother..." <whilst thrusting a slab of cheese under the nose of the director general of the BBC, Tony Hayers>.
by Cale and Nick May 09, 2005
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Ya Smell me?

Variation of "Ya feel me?" the derivative of "You know what I am saying?" a form of "Do you understand what I am trying to explain?"
Ex. I'm just tryin' to come up in da game. Ya smell me?
by Paul D. November 14, 2003
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new Apple smell

The smell associated with new products from Apple Inc. Similar to a new car smell or new shoe smell, and can have intoxicating effects to Apple "fanboys". The smell is dependent on the size of the Apple product, as well as the cost and will gradually fade away, forcing you to buy bigger, newer, and more expensive Apple gadgets to satisfy your cravings.
Dude1: Dude, Jake just got a new iPod a few weeks ago, now he's getting an iMac and a Macbook Pro too!

Dude2: must be the new Apple smell getting to him

Dude1: damn, that shit kills
by Delphinus8742 January 17, 2010
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Farting In Real Smell

When a fart emitted by a person smells like the food they have recently eaten.
Dude, that fart smelled like a burger! I'm farting in real smell again...
by maw999 May 03, 2009
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