rent a closet

rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue

john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff

by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 7, 2023

rent back

After closing on a home, this is one last opportunity for the former homeowner to get one over on you by requesting 29 days of rent free living.

Realtor: yeah in this market you gotta let them do the rent back for 29 days. Sorry brah. New owner: oh cool! Can't wait to be bent over a barrel one last time with my housing search!

by Clinic4l June 8, 2022

Rents

Parents, gardians, or other parental like figure.

Shoot I got to go see the rents on summer break this year.

by Thefallenshredz December 12, 2021

rent cuck

Someone who pays more rent than the asking price.

1: You must be getting a great deal on this apartment, right?
2: Actually my boyfriend is a rent cuck so we're spending nearly $500 more than our next door neighbors.

by dots4dickn June 30, 2023

rents

abbreviation for paRENTS; any adult in a supervisory position to a minor; mom and dad

Ayo sis wut the move this wknd?

idk bruh what u thinkin???

darty??? sat??? rents out of town all week !

by lil chicken biscuit May 10, 2021

Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.

"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"

by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011

Rent Free

"Cg always get mentioned by MDM and RDM while CG just vibe"

CG really are rent free in Mandown’s head.

by RIPMDMBozo May 22, 2022