Rocky Mountain Snowstorm

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.

Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.

by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018

Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 27, 2023

rocky mountain bullet

The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.

Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet

by AShrekle February 07, 2018

Rocky Mountain dip

The act of placing one genitalia (ball bag) into a girls anus while inserting the shaft into the vagina

I can’t believe I was able to pull off the Rocky Mountain dip

by Partial man May 20, 2019

Rocky Mountain Hairline

A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.

"Look at John's Rocky Mountain hairline; he must have went to Great Clips"

by Black_destroyer_33 November 29, 2016

Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.

I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.

by VariableY July 03, 2017

Rocky Mountain double

is when you have a threesome with a lady and her mom.

when you go to a bar pick up a young lady and she takes you home and you have a threesome with her and her mother that is a Rocky mountain double

by Rockhoundcolorado November 25, 2008