muppet

ellie taylor

ellie taylor is a muppet

by devooooo0 January 21, 2025

Muppet Trap

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.

Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...

by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019

muppet

an idiot who chats the most bs and acts hard but dont do shit

tim: dereks a muppet
tom: twat

by PowerRangerNeek1 January 22, 2020

Reverse Muppet

To reverse muppet is to stick the length of your arm down the throat of who you are reverse muppeting. Then to control them as you would a muppet.

Friend 1-“If you don’t stop doing that I will reverse muppet you”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”

by SkeletonSlayer16 January 22, 2024

finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.

Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.

by LowHz September 11, 2016

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

butt stuff muppet

One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.

Butt Stuff Muppet *clap clap clap clap clap*

by brodunk February 1, 2017