Laurel Fork

Where the southern rasies its finest. And the best Southern accents you can find!! Where the green "green" grass grows. Nothing to do except go down to our river lots and get drunk and fuddd up, with all our family, friends AND neighbors. Where a dumbfuck "stabs" the local bad ass. Where the law is taken into our own hands; and on the contrary the "law" knows us all my our first names. And we are called the "Great laurel forkians". Watch out.

Well hell, in Laurel Fork we've all been friends since we was knee high to a grass hopper.

by Little Sis. August 26, 2010

fork face

a person with an immense amount of acne scarring, that their face looks as if someone had grabbed a fork and scarred their face.

good god look at Luigi he's a fork face.

by thewacthmen December 9, 2008

awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

Grand Forks

Grand Forks is a place in North Dokota...and North Dokota we all should know borders Canada. Now with scarce population, save for the groundchucks, whose armies are also dwindling, much like my own legions, this state appears as a large empty room beside a bumpin' little party...and staying, or rather being stuck here for any period of time is like looking at that party out the window and never getting any action...of any kind... :( my cup of sadness overflows...boo-hoo

and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...

"I'm in Grand Forks, mom"

"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"

"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."

"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"

"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...

by ///zXn May 31, 2004

Cunting Fork

Some gay ass had a gay name and now we all call him Cunting Fork

"Fuck off Cunting Fork"

by ssj2kite September 17, 2004

Forks Up

Something people with an IQ level below 10 say then throw up a sign for all of those idiots to unite together.

“Hey Alex, I got a 40% on my math quiz”
“Forks Up baby”

by Devil_spitter April 30, 2019

Fork man

Supreme Leader Snoke from Star Wars First Order

Oh look it's fork man sitting on his throne!

by Snokeisafork June 7, 2019