a fed is an FBI agent whos goal is to seperate us by making us hate each other so we could never go against the government and overthrow the corrupt people who control us
fed: hey bro, black and gay people suck lol
someone: wow bro , i hate black and gay people now !! thx for making me hate black and gay people for no reason!
someone: wow bro , i hate black and gay people now !! thx for making me hate black and gay people for no reason!
by ihatefeds12 October 27, 2022
Get the fedmug. Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
Get the Fed-exmug. by jjthegod December 8, 2019
Get the fedmug. by pseudoymui April 27, 2021
Get the Fedmug. 
Someone who is very uncool, looking for ways to create problems for others. Someone who is overall difficult to deal with.
Comes from the word Federal, as in Federal agent.
Comes from the word Federal, as in Federal agent.
by Jgomm May 5, 2022
Get the Fedmug. A Fed Sweep is when you clean a space (usually your room) to remove all things that would land you in legal or parental trouble. You meticulously clean out these to things to the point where if the feds tore up your room, they wouldn’t find anything.
“Bro my mom found a cart in my jacket pocket the other day. I think she might search my room”
“Bro Fed Sweep that shit. Can’t have her finding nothing!”
“Bro Fed Sweep that shit. Can’t have her finding nothing!”
by dingus73 January 30, 2024
Get the Fed Sweepmug.