The golden dumpling

When a guy teabags a girls asshole

Dude I had the best night last night.

Oh really? What did you do?
I gave Janet 'The Golden Dumpling'

by Flexed May 7, 2017

cloudy dumpling

A used condom from which a sexual partner sucks the semen out of.

"Hey Jim, guess what I did to Becky last night"
"What Bob?"
"I gave her a cloudy dumpling dumpling, and she handled it like a pro"

by PrestineEdge November 27, 2015

Satan's dumplings

A term for dog faeces

Had the lads over last night, they fed the wife's bedlington terrier 3 bowls of vindaloo, woke up this morning and the kitchen floor is covered with satan's dumplings!

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

dumpling berrys

a berry that is in the shape and form of a dumpling and looks like one but is full of fruity and bursting flavour

i ate dumpling berrys today

by Dumbass_2 August 7, 2021

dumpling

my cat

hey look its my cat dumpling !

by mr. poopsie March 8, 2022

One dumpling no noodle

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

wumple dumple

a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.

"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"

"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"

by sk8rfriendofavrils June 14, 2018