Danger Bump

A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.

"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"

by Spiritualist May 24, 2020

Danger Pit

A person or place that creates an awkward situation, conversation, or encounter. A danger pit should be avoided as it breeds awkwardness and discomfort.

"The gym was such a danger pit today. I saw all five of my last hookups"
"Danger pit at 12 o'clock. It's that girl who I tried to fight last night."

by Jonatephicalie May 12, 2014

dangerously thicc

When you gain large amounts of cake due to da dangerous circumstances.

"Dude! I got bitten on the ass by a snake, so now I'm dangerously thicc!"

by TickleMeWeen September 24, 2020

Danger pizzle

When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...

Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*

Chunk loves going for a danger pizzle so beware

by Chunkie Warrior December 7, 2006

Danger Bowl

When, during a Number 1 you realise you actually also need a Number 2. Instead of flushing for a clean bowl you decide to finish the Number 1 before proceeding with the Number 2 - risking self-urine splashback.

Variation: Stranger Danger Bowl

Same situation applies, but urine already in the bowl is a strangers.

"I risked a danger bowl, and suffered the consequences."

by Poppapeepeepoopooshire September 3, 2012

danger crush

When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.

So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.

by svak.fk;vsb November 22, 2015

Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.

Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob

by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020