by Sick Ticket May 06, 2017
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by Armored Eagle July 03, 2006
The collection of memories you think about while masturbating or to otherwise achieve orgasm. See: Spank Bank.
The wild sex I had last night with my boyfriend is definitely going in the rub club for when I'm out of town.
by TeamRam January 01, 2013
A group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while participating in wife like activities. (mainly boozing)
SCENARIO #1
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
by Wive's Club Member September 13, 2011
A group of girls who regularly participate in bitchcraft. They tend to piss everyone off by telling the truth, instead of beating around the bush.
Everyone thinks Ashlie, Lauren, and Adrienne are bitches, but in reality they are just part of the blunt club. #real #realtalk #bluntclub
by Paige_Poo June 12, 2017
Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.
I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.
by dorksgetlaid2 June 09, 2019