cleveland pony

The act of shitting on your partners dick. Then running as fast as you can in the others asshole like an energetic little pony.

Damn that cleveland pony was great last night.

by Cleveland ponyoriginal May 31, 2016

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CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER

(addictive)- When someone is taking a very hot shower and run up and rip a huge cheek-flapper in the shower and then keep the curtain/door closed so that the methane mixes in with the steam and permeates the entire shower.

"My roommate was using all the hot water so I gave him a CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER and gassed him out."

by Jak_P0t February 12, 2020

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Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

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Cleveland Hurricane

Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.

"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"

by blackwolfhell November 1, 2018

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Cleveland Browns

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".

1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!

by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016

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