Chap

by Mengame April 24, 2017
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Chap Flaps

male version of bingowings, flabby upper arms
ella " ewwwww! look at dales chap flaps! well sweaty they are!"
by cocktaste December 18, 2012
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Puss chapped

When a female is “butt hurtbut then she takes it out on everyone.
Why are you so puss chapped with me about not getting invited? It wasn’t my party.
by Sumrbrzg April 12, 2023
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Creamed my chaps

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps
by Penis yum April 30, 2019
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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
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Chap Hoe

A chap Hoe. Is a woman who is consistently associated with that which is below any set standard. A lame or dirty bitch.
I couldn’t fuck wit Lindsey. She was a chap hoe.

John: You ever go on that date with Susan?

Me: Who? That chap hoe? Hell NAww!
by OGTRIPPLEGRAND November 24, 2018
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