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Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008
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Anjela The Car

She’s a car
by GahGe March 1, 2020
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Fish Car

Fish Car is a plushie created by Itemlabel.com. It was their first plush to be ever made. It has inspired their logo, as it being a fish.
Fish Car is a plush produced by Itemlabel.com .
by mjv2011 July 12, 2021
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Car Rave

When people whom have cars load a ton of people in the aformetioned cars in order to go to a party. Then when they get there the party is either cancelled or they are waiting for the okay to go in. So they let everyone out of the cars, turn all the radios to the same station and blast the music at max volume. Usually resulting in the car being damged/danced on/ used for sex etc. etc.
Person one: Man, that cast party was bonkers! We car raved until the cops showed up
Person two: My car got totalled and raped, but oh hell, it was awesome as fuck
by weliketorave23 January 7, 2011
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Car parking

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.
"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"
by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018
mugGet the Car parkingmug.

Car battery

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers
by no problem bruh August 24, 2017
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Car Aids

When your car has a series of undiagnosed problems that keep happening and then causes the car to die....
I enjoyed driving my car until it developed car aids and died
by Wordmasterturd June 30, 2016
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