Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"
"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"
15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"
15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
by Relevant Opinion August 25, 2014
Get the brew tubermug. A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.
I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.
by Charlie777 June 1, 2014
Get the Witches Brewmug. by JDIZZLE86 May 8, 2023
Get the Brew Co'dmug. An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.
by Sidchrome November 12, 2023
Get the brew room copmug. an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)
son: Dad, who was that? just curious
father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup
son: Dad, who was that? just curious
father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup
by Sexydimma June 21, 2012
Get the brew your own vegetable soupmug. When you brew some coffee. Then take a large dump in whitey tighties and then pour the coffee over the whitey tighties with the shit still in it, and use it a strainer. The result is a half and half brew of stanky shit brew, and coffee. This is a stanky brew. This is well known for being consumed within the lower 22 states of the U.S. Typically the stanky brew adds more of a jolt to the persons energy level.
Yo, I had some stanky brew this morning that my buddy made and it was amazing. I feel like a million stanky brews!!
by xtremenik February 26, 2018
Get the stanky brewmug. The ghetto juice in jail that u make with a consumption of different ingredients; combined that you’d have to ferment in order to make alcohol.
Hey bro, are u going to eat them potatoes for supper? AIso, I need your grapes that you got for dessert in order to make this home brew
by Mnj85 July 29, 2021
Get the Home brewmug.