Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room
Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
by Big Man Ashcroft October 29, 2019
by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023
An all girls catholic school in Milton Mass. They are known for having the nicest people. They are very good at basketball, lacrosse, and volleyball, and have one of the best drama programs around. Their rivals are Notre Dame Academy and Ursuline Academy. NDA girls think they are the best but in reality are stuck up and mean. Fontbonne may not have flashy facilities, but the community is always full of genuine kindness and they use their space amazingly!! The diverse community and comfortable/casual uniforms are another reason Fontbonne is great. Teachers want students to succeed in their academics and are helpful to everyone. Students attend high end universities and always love the Fontbonne Community!!
FBA Girl 1: Hey we are playing NDA today in basketball
FBA Girl 2: Ugh they are mean off the court but easy to beat on the court!!
FBA Girl 1: I know right! but the fans from Fontbonne Academy will come through and help us win!
FBA Girl 2: Ugh they are mean off the court but easy to beat on the court!!
FBA Girl 1: I know right! but the fans from Fontbonne Academy will come through and help us win!
by potatocat2.0 April 14, 2020
A shit school with no money, and everyone are chavs that will talk shit behind your back because you did a tiny oopsie in Year 7.
by RetroJoshh May 15, 2019
Knole Academy students are fat and entitled hmmm (raj). They are little dickheads who have greasy hair and posh soccer mums who lick there arses !!
by Fingerlicker January 23, 2022
by jiafeiisqueen June 08, 2022