ted meal

A meal that belongs to a guy named Ted.

OMG Kelly! Look he has a ted meal!!!

by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016

Ted'Dreanna

She is glorious intelligent and ambitious. She steals attention without even trying. Her personality is extraordinarily perfect.

Did you Ted'Dreanna today? She was so graceful.

by Firetemptation December 22, 2016

Ted Bear

A bear that is called Ted. Often assosiated with Sex And Weed.

Hey do you want a Ted Bear ;)

by Heyo say heheheho January 23, 2017

Ted Ravies

An STD which is passed on by kissing someone, if you kiss someone with ted ravies you have perminant sloppy lips

Izzy kissed ted now she has ted ravies!

by Mollystafford315 January 26, 2017

Ted Kunt

To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.

Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!

by BleaseHelp May 10, 2018

Ted Dunn

Awkward kid that knows how to ruin a good time. Cant roll a blunt but loves ripping fatties. You can always find him on grenade patrol

Fuck Ted Dunn!

by Frachooch December 12, 2019

ted out

to break weak, blab your mouth, spill it, tell the business of others, snitch

You better not ted out on me and get me in trouble

by reeseehood February 13, 2020