Teabag on Rye

Placing open faced hands on upper and lower portion of ballsack and penis in a "Sandwich Fashion"

Suzie was looking forward to a smoldering Teabag on Rye!

by Choad123 August 14, 2013

Zetland teabag

When a man inserts his nut sack into another man's anus then proceeds to then put said nutsack into the same man's mouth

Can't believe doogie loves receiving a Zetland teabag after a long shift

Next time give them a Zetland teabag instead of just a Turkey slap

by Crudeaviator April 27, 2023

Golden Teabag

It's the perfoming of a sexual act, where you rub your testicles in someones face, while being able to urinate inside someones mouth.

My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.

by Plus5ToDexterityVest July 2, 2011

arabian teabag

to wipe your sweaty nuts off with a bandanna, sneak up on soemone, and wrap their head in it.

I snuck up on Jimmy after practice, and straight arabian teabaged him!

by in big momma's house 3 March 18, 2009

Tunnel teabag

The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.

1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open

He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.

by Dmamc November 28, 2021

stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves

"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017