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stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves
"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"
by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
mugGet the stirring the teabagmug.

Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.
Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag
by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017
mugGet the Lazy Teabagmug.

blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open
He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.
by Dmamc November 28, 2021
mugGet the blueberry teabagmug.

mexican teabag

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag
Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback
by Thedecker May 15, 2018
mugGet the mexican teabagmug.

fizzy teabag

A fizzy teabag is the act of a person being teabagged while they have an alka seltzer tablet in their mouth.
We were out of altoids, so she put an alka seltzer tablet in her mouth and went to work. We called it a fizzy teabag.
by Boobtastic November 7, 2013
mugGet the fizzy teabagmug.

Yorkshire teabagging

Guy sits on chicks face straddling her head knees bent facing away from her body. Allows oral access to dudes teabag, taint, and booty, that's the Yorkshire part lol. Requires shower fresh conditions and true love to be successful. Not recommended for really heavy dudes.
Yeah Lisa is so into me I watched tv for an hour while Yorkshire Teabagging her. Friend: Lucky ...
by Wedjamin March 10, 2018
mugGet the Yorkshire teabaggingmug.

London Teabag

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.
The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory
by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011
mugGet the London Teabagmug.

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