stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves

"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

by Ardet Malious November 06, 2017

Zetland teabag

When a man inserts his nut sack into another man's anus then proceeds to then put said nutsack into the same man's mouth

Can't believe doogie loves receiving a Zetland teabag after a long shift

Next time give them a Zetland teabag instead of just a Turkey slap

by Crudeaviator April 28, 2023

teabag chewer

One that chews teabags for enjoyment

Timothy was called a "teabag chewer" after chewing teabags for the fourth time.

by Teabag chewer February 17, 2022

Golden Teabag

It's the perfoming of a sexual act, where you rub your testicles in someones face, while being able to urinate inside someones mouth.

My girlfriend wanted me to show her something new. So i performed the Golden Teabag. She left the day afterwards.

by Plus5ToDexterityVest July 01, 2011

Teabag on Rye

Placing open faced hands on upper and lower portion of ballsack and penis in a "Sandwich Fashion"

Suzie was looking forward to a smoldering Teabag on Rye!

by Choad123 July 09, 2013

Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies

Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

London Teabag

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.

The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory

by You EclipsedByMe March 07, 2011