Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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Dyson Teabag

Dipping your nuts in a Dyson Airblade in a public restroom.
I just gave the bathroom in terminal A the ole' Dyson Teabag.
by luderitz May 29, 2015
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Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.
Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.
by Wiskco March 20, 2020
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the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing
“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl
by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020
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arabian teabag

to wipe your sweaty nuts off with a bandanna, sneak up on soemone, and wrap their head in it.
I snuck up on Jimmy after practice, and straight arabian teabaged him!
by in big momma's house 3 March 18, 2009
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stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves
"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"
by Ardet Malious November 06, 2017
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Teabag Whistler

A variation of the teabag, but in this circumstance the male rests his testicles on the willing participants eye sockets as they whistle at his anus in a tickling fashion.
Went out last night and met this pretty cool chick. Took her back to my place and administered the ol teabag whistler on her. I'll probably ask her out again
by jjjjjjjjErnDog May 22, 2017
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