Taking the kids to the pool

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

by Coiked April 13, 2004

Taking Back Sunday

The best f***in band on the face of the earth..and by the way ive seen them live and they definitely DO NOT suck like this other person said. ROCK ON TAKING BACK SUNDAY

Taking Back Sunday is a cool band.

by a smart brunette October 5, 2003

Taking the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl

A slang saying that means to defecate

"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"

by Throb N Pnes August 23, 2006

taking a roberts

taking a shit

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003

taking it slow

A guy that sleeps with a girl but doesn't want a relationship and doesn't want to hurt her or vice versa

I had a great time this weekend, but I think we should be taking it slow and really get to know each other.

by hooeryu April 6, 2011

taking your picture

When a hot female intentionally sits on a chair with her legs spread very wide to cause her target to stare with a shit-eating grin.

Look out now Fats, that fox in the short skirt is taking your picture.

by Webster's Dic January 2, 2011

Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012