Chimney sweep

A cuckold faggot that fucks coal burners after they've been muhdikked or given birth to a shitlet.

Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.

by New World Ebola May 14, 2020

Brown Chimney Sweep

The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.

I gave this girl one hell of a Brown Chimney Sweep the other night, but she died from a pink sock

by Creampie Holcum July 28, 2011

Street Sweeper

When a girls vagina hangs so low, do to TONS of sexual activity, she can sweep the street with it.

I hooked up with Janet last night, she was a total street sweeper

by LEB September 5, 2013

Sweeping Beauty

A stunning girl who worked as cleaner before. Everyone has to work for living right?

I'm the sweeping beauty lol

by Shana Clementine January 2, 2012

Sweeping it under the rug

When lying in bed rubbing one out and you blow your load onto your partner's back, then proceed to pull down their shirt like nothing happened.

Hopefully I'm at work when my girlfriend finds out I was sweeping it under the rug.

by Lycoris Leingod June 12, 2020

forensic sweep

An activity performed after sex with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. The idea is to remove all forms of physical and circumstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.

These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).

Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.

by Dmeister669 January 19, 2009

Face-sweeper

noun
1. A breast that is toggled towards and comes in contact with a face as a direct result of gravity.
2. A larger than normal breast.

"Dolly got her record deals because of her bountiful face-sweepers."

"That girl is slammin, I bet she does a good face-sweeper impression."

by M.Wohlers December 16, 2008