sunday shorts

Sunday shorts - n. male, handmade short jean shorts, similar to "Daisy Dukes" created for the purpose of drinking excessively on Sundays and watching sports and/or other manly television; a true demonstration of zero fucks given; pairs well with other white trash apparel, i.e., cowboy boots, sleeveless shirts, camo hat, etc.

Kevin woke up Sunday morning, donned his Sunday shorts, and commenced his day of drinking beer, watching football, and yelling obscenities at the neighborhood children.

by Wark Mahlberg January 16, 2014

sunday trumpet

When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.

Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.

by Dillydilly803 November 19, 2017

sunday sex

Fully clothed sex with intense kissing and dry humping but NO touching because it's the Lords day.

I wanted to do the deed but it was Sunday so we had Sunday sex.

by sundaysexy February 1, 2021

Sunday Thing

Adj. - An object, activity, person, place, or idea that reminds one of the feeling gotten come Sunday morning, when the realization that the next day will bring hell AND high water (i.e., work, school, obligations, sobriety) sets in.

(Reminiscent of a wet, reeking dog lying on your clean clothes/bed/couch/person in the dead heat of a Mississippi summer day, happily permeating all surroundings in its stench and spittiness.)

"Dude, that essay is Sunday Thing, to the max."

"So you've got testicular cancer, eh? Sunday Thing, man. Sunday Thing."

"That bitch had the most rotten knot I've ever smashed! It was some kind of Sunday Thing, for serious."

by Bolognaise August 13, 2008

Sunday Blunts

Tradition started by the young, prospering stoners of Amherst, New York to smoke multiple blunts every Sunday afternoon to officially end the weekend.

L: Yo, you got the wraps for Sunday Blunts?

A: Hell yeah, two Game White Grapes, and I brought the bub.

L: Fuck yeah I love those, and that bubbler!

by L716 November 7, 2012

Sunday slop

A big pile of slop (usually made up of gravy, mash and vegetables) which was eaten by sticky whilst at his nans. This slop can be eaten fresh from the pot OR wrapped into tin foil and be stored till later for a nice picnic. Make sure to give gaso a big serving!

“Wow Vaso look at that pile of Sunday slop, I cannot wait to dig in!”

by vaso August 2, 2019

Making a sunday

The act of both members of a (male and female) sexual relation losing their Collective virginitys at the same time.

Taylor: I heard you and max were making a sunday last night.
Heather: shhh dont go telling everyone.
Taylor: ok...so he really popped your cherry???
Heather: yeah, and I peeled his banana.
Taylor: oh my!!!!

by Kakakarrotkake November 5, 2015