"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"
by somerandomman December 15, 2012
Get the stress sores mug.stress happened due to the social networks that we spent too much time thinking about and surfing useless things
by TheOneAndOnlySurviour August 18, 2013
Get the Socio Stress mug.Engineering Student 1: "I can't handle this homework. I'm about to reach my yield strength."
Engineering Student 2: "That's only 10 hours of work...It's just Normal Stress."
Engineering Student 2: "That's only 10 hours of work...It's just Normal Stress."
by MechE March 17, 2012
Get the Normal Stress mug.A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.
Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!
Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!
Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?
Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.
Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!
Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!
Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')
Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011
Get the Stress Tea mug.A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!
A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"
B: "What's going on?"
C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"
B: "What's going on?"
C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"
by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011
Get the Stress Blizzard mug.The stress associated with too many scheduled events. The stress is experienced by the owner of the calendar, and indirectly by the family, significant other and friends. The person tends to become anxious prior to the events, complaining and worrying constantly, wondering if they will be prepared for the event, or even enjoy the event, when the day finally arrives.
I just looked at my calendar for the summer and I have calendar stress because I will only be home for 2 weekends.
by Already Stressed September 29, 2011
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