e-stoner

A person that fakes being a stoner on the internet to look cool.

Jack: I AM SO HIGH MAN
Bill: STFU you e-stoner

by ColonTapps April 25, 2006

stoner flu

Becoming sick from another's germs by hitting and then passing a bowl or joint

"i think im getting sick"
"yeah man its probably the stoner flu."

by lyo August 19, 2007

stoner cold

getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers

whats wrong with you man

ah man Ive got another stoner cold that's the second one this month

by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013

stoner porn

Something that is Fun, or entertaining to look at.

That movie Dr.Strange, Stoner porn man. Nothin' but Kaleidoscopes.

by Commander Buns February 16, 2017

Stoner weekend

Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)

dude finals are over im ready for a Stoner weekend!!!

by lagosvibes January 25, 2011

stoner thoughts

a thought by a person that is stoned that blows his or her mind

david is having stoner thoughts again.

by Ace20033 July 9, 2019

deceptive stoner

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016