by ColonTapps April 08, 2006
by lyo August 15, 2007
The process of shuffling playing cards(i.e. UNO cards) by dealing the cards into four piles and then combing all four piles of cards. This is the easiest way to shuffle while under the influence of some mary jane, but it is effective in all situations.
Person 1: "I'm too f**cked up to shuffle these cards!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"
Person 2: "Just do the stoner shuffle, they'll be shuffled in no time!"
by NewYorkHippy August 21, 2015
getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers
by cosmic-rolley September 11, 2013
An equal exchange between two objects that have a significance to two or more people who are smoking weed at any given point in time.
A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.
A joint offered for a soda
A bong for a taco
A blunt for a beer
etc.
Billy offers a soda to Michael. Michael accepts the soda and offers Billy a joint. Billy accepts. A Stoner Trade has just been initiated.
by Scrabble Bitch May 31, 2010
Stoner weekend is usually done by high school and college students and involves 2-3 days of waking up at 11:30 and the smoking of marijuana,while texting and or watching television (usually mtv)
by lagosvibes January 25, 2011
A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.
Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look
by That1BrownGuy April 13, 2016