by Plutocratic April 30, 2024
Get the Stiff Dick Baby Killer mug.When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
Get the Stiff as a Ball mug.Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Get the No stiffs, glans, or butts mug."I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"
by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018
Get the Stiff Trouble mug.Stiffe is our holy god, Hes a nice amazing guy with only good intentions. He is also known as ThaholyStiffe.
by The bengt October 18, 2019
Get the Stiffe mug.Nickname for person named Stian, but this "Stian" has to be exceptionally stupid. Can also be called Stig
Hey Stiff, you fucking dumbass!
by alinarnold October 25, 2017
Get the Stiff mug.When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017
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