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Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick
by Plutocratic April 30, 2024
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Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
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No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.
Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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Stiff Trouble

When you get a boner at the worst time
"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"
by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018
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Stiffe

Stiffe is our holy god, Hes a nice amazing guy with only good intentions. He is also known as ThaholyStiffe.
Guy 1: *Throws a ball very good*
Guy 2: Omg thats a real Stiffe throw
Guy 3:* Epicly dies*
by The bengt October 18, 2019
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Stiff

Nickname for person named Stian, but this "Stian" has to be exceptionally stupid. Can also be called Stig
Hey Stiff, you fucking dumbass!
by alinarnold October 25, 2017
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stiff tit

When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.
by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017
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