Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!
Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)
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When you ejaculate inside your partner during coitus, having removed the condom surreptitiously beforehand.
"Stealth Bomb-her, yo."
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2021
Get the Stealth Bomb-her mug.A stealth hater is someone who doesn't have the courage or intestinal fortitude to confront you or express their hate for you to your face. They will tell everyone else why they hate you. They will either pretend to like you to your face or not say anything at all. The worst kind of hater.
Anna is such a stealth hater - she won't serve me or talk to me at the coffee shop unless she has to - and puts on the fakest smile and attitude one ever did see.
by C Tasch July 4, 2022
Get the stealth hater mug.A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
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B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.
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This adds the word Stealth to a word Griefing which was already coined by Industrio Melman May 1, 2004
Griefing - Purposefully shooting or otherwise sabotaging your teammates in an online game.
We were winning the capture the flag game until Brian and Chris decided to started griefing and shot the rest of us in the back.
Stealth Grieving is when someone maliciously targets you and after succeeding blends back into obscurity and acts innocent of the harm that they have caused you while portraying themselves as innocent and exempt from the harm they have caused.
This adds the word Stealth to a word Griefing which was already coined by Industrio Melman May 1, 2004
Griefing - Purposefully shooting or otherwise sabotaging your teammates in an online game.
We were winning the capture the flag game until Brian and Chris decided to started griefing and shot the rest of us in the back.
Stealth Grieving is when someone maliciously targets you and after succeeding blends back into obscurity and acts innocent of the harm that they have caused you while portraying themselves as innocent and exempt from the harm they have caused.
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