"Popcorn Status" (a status that is designed to - and will most likely - start an argument) refers to the simple idea of eating popcorn whilst watching a gripping movie that has all the same attributes as the fight. Everyone who gets it on their news feed will spend the next hour watching the fight and refusing to leave their computer screen for fear of missing a vital moment, they'll become so interested in watching the plot unfold, waiting for the twists and turns that make it exciting.
It can be a relationship problem: i.e. boyfriend - "Who's that lad":cue argument.
A bitch fight - "oioi, what have you been saying about me behind my back?":cue argument
A bully - "haha, you're ugly":cue argument
Facebook Famous - "i don't care what you say, this is what i think":offensive statement:cue argument
No matter who it is, it creates something brilliant to watch, so settle back and enjoy it with a good bag of popcorn.
It can be a relationship problem: i.e. boyfriend - "Who's that lad":cue argument.
A bitch fight - "oioi, what have you been saying about me behind my back?":cue argument
A bully - "haha, you're ugly":cue argument
Facebook Famous - "i don't care what you say, this is what i think":offensive statement:cue argument
No matter who it is, it creates something brilliant to watch, so settle back and enjoy it with a good bag of popcorn.
Status: i don't give a fuck about the video but your face is so ugly and your teeth are like goofy that's whats makes the vid funny you fool now go make more videos about me while i fuck your mum. someone tag him?
Hater: you get your fucked up personality back?urm someone report him or something!?and you're surprised people give you hate after all them words written on almost every persons pictures.
Supporter: This is called bullying. Leave poor lad alone.
Hater: "poor lad" haha he,s gets wants comimg he bulled me and them other lasses he should get it to. your so gay you have to go to sperm donors,fart in a cup and half of it gets used
Supporter: I can count at least 8 people on here, ganging up on one person. One on one isn't bullying or ganging up unless someone else gets involves like you lot are. So teach yourself a lesson.
Hater: Who's the one running their mouth? You're the one saying you're gonna 'slap' everyone? Pretty sure slapping is what kids do in the playground? Oh and if you're such grown up man, then why are you getting involved in arguments with teens?
Stranger - "This is such a popcorn status!"
Hater: you get your fucked up personality back?urm someone report him or something!?and you're surprised people give you hate after all them words written on almost every persons pictures.
Supporter: This is called bullying. Leave poor lad alone.
Hater: "poor lad" haha he,s gets wants comimg he bulled me and them other lasses he should get it to. your so gay you have to go to sperm donors,fart in a cup and half of it gets used
Supporter: I can count at least 8 people on here, ganging up on one person. One on one isn't bullying or ganging up unless someone else gets involves like you lot are. So teach yourself a lesson.
Hater: Who's the one running their mouth? You're the one saying you're gonna 'slap' everyone? Pretty sure slapping is what kids do in the playground? Oh and if you're such grown up man, then why are you getting involved in arguments with teens?
Stranger - "This is such a popcorn status!"
by laughing-at-you October 24, 2012
Get the Popcorn Statusmug. Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
by T.Kazz January 13, 2019
Get the monk statusmug. When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011
Get the status diarrheamug. Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"
Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥
Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥
by Graciebeebee123 October 19, 2010
Get the Status Crashermug. The status quo, or any other quo, is a person's business if they want to go with it. Some people want to change everything, and others were already happy without anything having to change for them to be happy.
You don't tell people they can't stick with the status quo, even if you don't agree with the way they do something. You disagree with them, they disagree with you, a d that's it. Not everybody has to agree that wearing a stupid fucking mask everywhere or getting a vaccine is a good idea, since a country where everyone has to agree on everything is not really a free country.
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
Get the Status quomug. When your game with respect to your ability to lure women into bed is always on point.
girl 1: Omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.
girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.
girl 1: Omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.
girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.
by JayJay89 July 1, 2015
Get the stud statusmug. A beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.
They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.
They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.
by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019
Get the Status Girlmug.