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starbucksing

The act of going to the infamous coffee chain called Starbucks and paying for overpriced lame cups of beverages called "coffee".
BC: Hey Eva, are you Starbucksing tonight?
Eva: No, lets go to Coffee World instead homie.
by EvaF March 27, 2008
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Starbucksing

The equivalent of going clubbing,or visiting various nightclubs for entertainment and meeting romantic interests, only for people under the legal drinking age who have too much of a conscience to get a fake I. D. In other words, one goes to the various Starbucks around town and tries to get phone numbers from relatively attractive people.
"YEAH! Wanna go starbucksing with me this Friday?"
"No thank you, I'm actually over 21."
by Barri J. C. February 11, 2009
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Starbucks savant

People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.
Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!

Person 2: For what?

Starbucks savant: Uh...

Person 2: You are such an idiot.
by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011
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starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
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Starbucks Steve

An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!
Customer: Hey Steve how you doin?

Starbucks Steve: Good......what's Your name again?
by Norahsplaylist June 5, 2010
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Starbucks

Stacy: I NEED FUCKING MOCHA'S
Britany: Lets Go to starbucks then
by Faithful ツ August 14, 2014
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Starbucked

Upon entering a Starbucks coffee shop with a large unknown crowd in the order line, you immediately place you laptop and bag on the last table available and then get in line to place your order. These other patrons have been "Starbucked" by you.
Starbucked: Frank, man did I Starbuck a crew last night at the downtown shop! All five in line got their drinks turned toward the last table and felt the Starbuck!
by Cafe Bucked January 3, 2015
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