What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!
A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008
Get the SHAVEN SQUIRRELmug. There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008
Get the screaming squirrelmug. by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019
Get the creepy squirrelmug. to masterbate in the most pleasureable way while making squirrel like noises. usually to continue wackin your pudd even after one has cummed
Bobby Gamache and Christian Parra started cackin the squirrel back to back in the back of a mini van.
by frank josiah April 9, 2010
Get the Cackin the squirrelmug. When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.
by FuckgirlMads May 3, 2018
Get the Squirrel Brainmug. Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.
My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.
by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014
Get the squirrel anusmug. by ecool is board April 26, 2019
Get the squirrel and hedgehogmug.