squared

squared means sorted, done, completed, roger, ok,

that the job has been done and all is ok

A squaddie telling someone what to do and the other person sayin back it's all squared sgt

sgt: John have you sorted out the wounded personel over there in the RTA (road traffic acciendent)

John: yes sgt, it's all been squared

by buzzinbeeny April 12, 2008

Square fart

a fart so painful it must have had sharp corners like a square.

Mike: ouch!!
Phil: what?
Mike: I just dropped a square fart, it really hurt.
Phil: suss...

by pants McCrapper April 15, 2009

SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005

nerd-square

The quality of simultaneously being a nerd and a square. In many cases, a nerd-square is a square as a result of excessive nerdiness.

"Hey, are you going to the party tomorrow?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study quantum physics while watching Sarah Palin's cooking show."

"What a nerd-square..."

by Dr. dusarO August 17, 2011

p squared

Penis and a paycheck

It's a reason why women stay in their unfulfilling relationships. When your husban ticks you off, remind yourself that he has p squared. If you are satisfied with the quality of his penis and his paycheck, then you can tolerate the rest of the crap.

by Roxanna Stephens June 18, 2006

W squared

i.e WW - Window Worthy

Used to describe attractive people who are worthy of sitting in the windows of restaurants and bars to attract customers.

(to be read in a french accent)
<waiter 1> Ah Jean Pierre, zeez sree ladies are veray attracteev.
<waiter 2> Oui, so zey are. Zey are how you say? Window Worzee.
<waiter 1> Tres bien.

by Posh Nosh February 15, 2005

Square Beezie

A square ass bitch that isn't down for the cock.

Square Beezie or should i say hutch, quit playing games hoe you play too much.

by BayAreaSavage December 12, 2003