Sphincter Giggle

The act of shitting yourself while laughing at something. This happens because you were laughing so hard, your anus laughed with you.

Friend 1: 'My little sister told me the Justin Bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry'

Friend 2: 'What did you say?'

Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'

Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'

by thatguywhosaysstuffsometimes February 28, 2011

sphincterlingus

(verb) the act of licking your partners butt hole

Meghann really, really, really likes it and screams like a banshee when Dave performs sphincterlingus during naked sexy time time.

by Meghann D March 14, 2011

Sphincterjockey

A person who rides your ass all day like a boss, co-worker or the IRS.

sphincter jockey Sphincterjockey

by Cuddly Tedyy May 10, 2011

sphincteriority

Having the quality or quality of an anal sphincter. The ability to let shit pass through at will. In short: like an asshole.

His air of sphincteriority had everyone in the place ready to kill him. He was the biggest asshole any of us had ever met.

by Artimus the Terrible June 20, 2011

sphinctery

Perfectionistic to the extent that the term "anal retentive" no longer works.

"I knew you were overdosing on tidiness, but your putting every piece of trash in a ziploc bag is downright sphinctery!"

by ewick v January 6, 2012

Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.

Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.

by Azræl October 13, 2013

sphincter bubble

When having anal sex,you will shoot a full load in the anal cavity. You should then roll your partner over and immediately squat with your asshole over their mouth and as you squeeze off one of the biggest farts you can muster you punch her in the stomach. If done correctly a large cum balloon should shoot out of her asshole, (sperm is first in most cases but not all,often followed by fecal matter)
This maneuver should only be preformed on women of lesser stature than yourself because, larger statured women can become highly agitated and ussually get pissed when you fart in their mouth, much less give them the gut shot

Some girls dont enjoy a good sphincter bubble as much as I do.

by Krollkrusher December 3, 2013