soriously

a combination of the words "seriously" and "sorry" for certain individuals with speech impediments caused by restlessness and sleep deprivation, in combination with excessive alcohol consumption. the actually meaning double for both words "seriously" and "sorry", but requires the careful use in each case to intensify the affect of the term, yet may open for interpretation and further discussion.

I thought it would be ok...soriously...

by dtotoro September 26, 2010

Shortobiography

An autobiography that is written before the celebrity has finished the career that they are famous for. Usually sports people.

"Hey, did you hear that Wayne Rooney has released the latest volume of his shortobiography?"

by Hughdini August 29, 2012

Snorto

A liability. A person or object without grace. Commonly associated with the term "bottom" as used in mainstream gay subcultures.

That hard bloke would make for a jolly Snorto.. A next level Snorto, with a vengeance".

by DrPriestopolous June 1, 2013

sartorialsexual

Attracted to style rather than looks.

Mark has a big nose and a small dick, but he wears slim tailored jeans and the perfect work boots. I'm so attracted to him; I think I'm sartorialsexual.

by Rad Redhead April 30, 2014

Soroboruo

Otherwise known as the anti-ouroboros. It is a state of mind held by those unwilling to accept reality since reality is a time soup, an ouroboros, a snake eating its own ass.

Many have likened soroboruan behaviour to that of the infamous ‘snake’ in the classic snake game on mobile. The snake would rather end the game, end the fun and die than accept the fact that it has eaten its own tail. It would rather die than accept reality (as additional trivia, one reason in which the snake game was discontinued was due to the encouragement of potentially dangerous soroboruan behaviour it encouraged in its players).

Bob: No, I won’t take it anymore. I reject reality. That’s it. Me and reality are out.
Phil: Welcome to world of soroboruo, my friend.

by Jelica Clarke August 22, 2021

Jacob Sartorius

Rolf Jacob Sartorius, a boy that changed my life.

He is the only one who makes me feel happy.

I fall in love with him a little bit more everyday.

He makes me feel like a princess without knowing.

He is the one that I want to support and love till the end of my life.

He has got a good personality, is polite, funny, handsome and also cute.

People hate on him too much.

He is just a 14 years old guy that is realizing his dreams and him proud of him.
I love Jacob Sartorius and idc about your opinion.

I love Jacob Sartorius.

The reason why I smile is Jacob Sartorius.

by Catarina Sartorius :) June 19, 2017

jacob sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is one of the most talented kids in his age. He gets hate just because he is pretty, talented and adorable plus he become famous really quicily and every guy is just jealous. If you are a hater then tell me how many fans do you have ? Oh lemme guess... 100 ? Oh sad :) He is the most amazing kid and deserve the world because many people used to bully and hate him out of jealously.

Jacob Sartorius 's Hater: Ew what a rat !
Sartorian: Im sorry are you talking about you ? Because yeah you are a rat :)

by Sartoriann June 16, 2018