Arizona Sober

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.

I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.

by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024

You smell sober

When a kid just reeks of being sober. Just has no alcohol in his system.

“Damn Page you smell sober”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.

"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."

by capnjasbo October 21, 2023

indiana sober

Only drinking your friends alcohol to save money.

I'm low on cash so I must hit my buddies house up so I can stay indiana sober

by Indiana daddy January 5, 2023

sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

sober sully

When a male friend decides he decides to poop on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption.

Friend 1 - My vag hurts and I dont want to drink
Friend 2- GODDAM IT STOP BEING A SOBER SULLY

by DickSmash McIroncawk November 12, 2012

Toronto sober

To abstain from drugs with the exception of alcohol and cannabis related products, and to avoid getting blackout drunk or otherwise notably intoxicated.

Hey man, want to trip out on some LSD?
> No thanks, I'm Toronto sober!
Sure, no sweat. How about some tequila shots?
> I'm down for a shot! After that I'll grab a beer though and take it easy for a bit

by torontosober February 11, 2025