Sober drinking

Sober drinking is where you consistently insist you are not drinking and then take a shot immediately after. Words matter.

Ethan said he was sober drinking. He exclaimed "I don't drink" as he sipped on his whiskey. Eventually he becomes sober lit.

by Yaas Kween December 22, 2023

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Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown September 01, 2021

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When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown September 01, 2021

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the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

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A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

by sulima May 21, 2023

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by atlanta sober March 14, 2023

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When a male friend decides he decides to poop on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption.

Friend 1 - My vag hurts and I dont want to drink
Friend 2- GODDAM IT STOP BEING A SOBER SULLY

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