by Savage112 May 19, 2007

Slow fucking: the process in which a situation or a person slowly breaks you down till you can’t take it any more.
Dang I forgot my work computer at home this Monday is really slow fucking me.
This pepperoni pizza is slow fucking me real good.
This pepperoni pizza is slow fucking me real good.
by Pigglyjigglygal October 7, 2019

by Bic_Mitchum512 July 14, 2020

Slow as bread is a phrase attributed to things that are going the normal speed as they should but you, for some reason, do not like it.
by vampireckstasee September 15, 2009

an act of ruining a perfectly good song and putting a sad bart simpson edit over the thumbnail so 14-17 yo white girls can listen to it to feel special and different for ruining good music, much like their younger counterpart nightcore
emma: hey want to listen to this slowed and reverbed song that makes you feel like a villain?
logan: shut the fuck up retard *starts blasting out of touch thursday*
logan: shut the fuck up retard *starts blasting out of touch thursday*
by Ahsura September 14, 2021

Aww man I was supposed to be home alone, moms Slow Stroked me.
She said she was gonna give me some ass but she Slow Stroked me.
She said she was gonna give me some ass but she Slow Stroked me.
by VeeMarley September 10, 2011
