slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

pimp slap

The act of backhanding the cheek, delivering the blow from across the body. This technique is delivered with little or no leg movement as not to disturb the garmet hanging from your shoulders. The act is usually performed with heels place together, toes pointed outward, knees locked and non pimpslapping hand cupped by your side. The result of a properly executed pimp slap is a very hurt look on the face of the slap-ee coupled with a quick reaction to hold the freshly slapped spot.

Bytch betta have my money...

by Rockness March 24, 2005

Slap-a-hoe

A term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed less than satisfactory actions.

Jeff: Hey woman dont change the channel! I was watching that!
Penny: What are you going to do?
Jeff: I think its time for you to join the tribe!
Penny: What tribe?
Jeff as he slaps her: The Slap-a-hoe!

by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

muffin slap

This is a physical diss for all girls who have muffin tops. You approach one of these unfortunates from behind (for those more daring, or rather semi-retarded, you can advance from the front) and with both hands slap her muffins. After you have properly abused your victim, it is best to make a quick getaway and shout from the top of your lungs, "MUFFIN SLAP!!"

Girl: (crying) I totally just got muffin slapped!

by Hannah H. April 29, 2006

Slap Ass

A guy who was born to catch pop flys and say slap ass every single time he slaps ass!

Hey nice dingger Slap Ass

by LP Dynasty October 12, 2014

Fire Slap

To slap excessively hard usually induces crying and a change of color in skin of victim(s)

J: He slapped me as hard as he could.

B: You got fire slapped.

by Johnny B. Bloc February 9, 2010

celery slap

using a flimsy object (ie celery) to slap someone across the face with, often to try and reason with them.

Sandy put on a rediculous top so janet celery slapped her to try and knock some sense back into her

by R puppy August 30, 2009