run the skid

When you are wiping your butt crack and the toilet paper you are using tears and your finger, usually the middle index, swipes through the ripped toilet paper and touched your anus directly

I had to wash my hands thoroughly today because I was pooped and accidentally run the skid.

by Noob Jake October 4, 2019

Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.

“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”

by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019

skid

an insult that can be referred to anything

You god damn skid!

by yourderp April 20, 2017

swipe a skid

To take a shit

She had to swipe a skid before she left

by Ucanthankmel8r June 25, 2017

Skid

A skid is a greasy kid who probably smokes a lot of darts and wears thrasher they probably skip class a lot and disrespect adults.

Eww Jason's a port skid they're even worse than regular skids.

by Garbage Trash November 1, 2017

Skid

A skid is a scooter kid. Skids are kids that hate everything besides other skids. There life consists at the scooter park

Annie: Joe is such a skid, he never leaves the skate park.
Ben: IKR!

by SickPOPE12 April 20, 2018

skid mark head

A skid mark head is when your head is really deformed and premature. Some examples of people who have a skid mark head are: Jason Vorhees,Characters from wrong turn or hills have eyes.

"Have u seen Berry. He has such a skid mark head."

by Bap3GoD November 21, 2017