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Sir Jack of Asses

1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass
Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses
by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007
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sir craps a lot

One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?

Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
by Sir craps a little October 11, 2008
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sir nig alot

A white man who acts like a nigger a lot.

Not to be confused with white trash.
Dude, you've been really lazy recently. Stop being a sir nig alot.

nigger
by The Exalted Prince February 13, 2014
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Bagless Sir Sticks

When your Sir Sticks don’t come in a bag. Similar to 🅱oneless Pizza.
Example 1: You see that kid over there? He looks like he likes Bagless Sir Sticks.
Example 2: You seem like the type of person that likes your Sir Sticks coming in bags. I’m more of a Bagless Sir Stick kind of girl.
by PalmFire September 24, 2018
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sir lawrence of letdown

A Larry Letdown is used to describe someone who cancels plans or backs out of something that was previously arranged

Sir Lawrence of letdown is to describe a person that is constantly a Larry let down. The lord of all let downs, the 1st ever was mark priest.

(N.B. Can still be used even when the person has a perfectly reasonable excuse - the shits or cloth's are wet are the top 2)

When he's an absolute Larry let down this would be his title. His name in your phone book would be sir Lawrence of letdown.
"Sorry mate got the shits again" ok sir lawrence of letdown see you tomorrow. Really he's been up all night sniffing his tits off.
by Tyron Josie September 5, 2019
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National Sir Day

March 26th. Today, everyone shall be a Sir in Diamond Slasher, Liim, and of course SirEvanMc's book.
Today is National Sir Day good sir!
by Diamond Slasher March 26, 2020
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Sir Prophet Shootah

A man who puts the bros before them hoes. His quotes are better than Kanye West's tweets.
Yo, Sir Prophet Shootah has just released another quote
by Shooterah August 3, 2020
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