Simp

Dudes who try and white knight any girl they see to try if they can score some coochie. Normally fails cause girls think that its weird

Bro 1: Bro I saw Logan being a simp over some skype girl
Bro 2: D A M N

by Waterhickory January 31, 2020

Simp

Too desperate for a woman. Most likely to sacrifice everything including own dignity, esteem and assets in hopes of ever having any reciprocation from desired woman.

Toha Hossain is such a desperate simp 🤢

Heard what Toha did for that Viqi? Simp alert 🤮

by abraarkhvn September 17, 2020

Simp

Joel

Joel is a simp for audrey

by ben nigga 27 October 16, 2020

Simp

Figuratively: A guy who sucks a girls penis. Commonly found with names such a Jaylynn or Ryan

Jaylynn is such a simp. Keisha doesn’t even want to give him any.

by Google it or don’t February 24, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.

Mohammad Kwaja from maryland is the biggest simp on the planet.

by mohammad kwaja March 2, 2020

Simp

A simp is a person who will act overly kind around women in hopes that they will love them back.

Ryoga in Ranma 1/2 is such a fucking simp

by WabbaTal19 May 24, 2020

SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022