shag weed

Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. It’s a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.

Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think they’re just better than you.

Girl A: Whatever.

by Alarkii ! May 11, 2021

Gag and shag

The new Netflix and chill. The act of having sex and oral

Do you want to come back for a session of gag and shag

by Sexybugger69 December 4, 2016

Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

by kyouten3 August 23, 2011

Shag doom

When you use someone for a shag a couple times

Betty: so this meant nothing to you, i feel so used
Bruno: the hell you knew this was never anything to me, you knew you was always a shag doom you over dramatic bitch

by U what hoe February 27, 2018

Horton shag

Putting between 1-3 Tim Horton donuts on your cock before penetrating a woman's vagina

I gave my girlfriend the Horton shag last night.

by donut fucker January 28, 2016

Shag nook

The depression in the mattress that has become your favorite spot to perform intercourse.

Clara: “Why does it look like you’ve been keeping a cannonball on the middle of your bed?”
Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

lemme shag

Abbreviation for 'let me hump'. It's related to the meme 'lemme smash'.

Lemme shag
Bam, bam, bam
This is better than extasy

by Slen Atrbad March 25, 2017