Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020

Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole

“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”

by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 6, 2022

serving curtis

when you slay so hard and look so fucking sexy you are serving Curtis.

Person 1: dang look at they guy
Person 2: oh he is soo serving Curtis

by PastelSour September 10, 2023

Serve the Onion

To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.

Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy

by Buckets of vagina slime April 17, 2017

serving babydog

when someone/something is really cute, including to the point of eliciting cuteness aggression like one may experience with a baby dog

guy: wow you are actually serving babydog right now
girl: thx

by NOT a body snatcher July 14, 2025

mis-serve

To ration (something) on a biased or false logic.

“Don’t mis-serve your own needs.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021