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semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.
I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.
by All around patriot August 27, 2013
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Semen Horse

the shart master he farts in your bed and sharts on your mom your mom sharts on ihm back you are the sperm lovely sperm of sperm sharting stuff on your bed i
s e m e n h o r s e semen horse

Y a y

Sore man hat

Sir men hoard

Sea moon hoove

Salamander heart

Soup mop hole

Sherlock holmes

Sheep mutt hell

Shore mint hand

Salmon house

Sigma hen

Sand mic whore

Saul goodman hope

Spin min hits

Spoiled milk hints

Skimmed mind hunts

Suck my hair

Stool month hind

Skunk mean hockey

Sold mold hold

Sun more hucks

Sleep main hedge

Stud munk heaven

Sore moose hill

Seek mom hack

Slay muffin hook

Shirt morph hooligan

Sum mum hum

Sun mun hun

Sushi mush hush

Slick med head

Shark mesh hulk

Sunday hump

Spoon much hub

Storm perm tilt

Stunned dung beetle

Ash club force
by gognel house May 21, 2023
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semen swish

When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy
Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.
by Swishsemen August 19, 2017
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Booty-Semen

Booty semen is a substance where once a male nutted in a female the female then holds the semen in her anus till the semen and the poo merge into one. After the merging process completes the female then shits and out will come a watery white and brown substance known as "Booty-Semen"
person 1: hey i want to try something new tonight for sex
person 2 :what
person 1:I want to make booty-semen and we can drink it after
person 2:LETS DO IT
by moon muntasir munir January 12, 2019
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semen voice

Disease state characterized by raspy, high-pitched voice that usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.
After drinking 12 beers last night, Larry had a raging case of semen voice and no one could understand what he was saying.
by cjbetti July 8, 2018
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Semen Sphere

The act of cuming (preferably with friends) into a pile and proceeding to coagulate it into a ball. Throw said ball at the nearest victem and yell "Yahtzee!"
Back off chad or ill have to hit you with a semen sphere!
by MaseTheMajestic July 29, 2018
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Semen Roulette

The goal of semen roulette is to either dodge semen or shoot semen.

All of the players stand in a circle with one player kneeling on the ground spinning with their mouth open.

The standing players start jerking off until the first player busts thier nut which must go into the kneeling players mouth if i does all of the other players must jizz in a cup and the person who missed must drink said semen. if it goes in then the person who just caught the load must drink the semen.
by niggercum69 September 11, 2022
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