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SCROTUS

Donald Drumph is the SCROTUS.
by Kfarny February 12, 2017
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Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.
Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.
by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015
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Monkey Scrotum

When a guy's ballsack is similar to a monkey's.
Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'
by usefbishara March 24, 2008
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scrotal scorpion

Scrotal scorpions are also known as crabs. After having sexual intercourse with a dirty slut, one could easily obtain scrotal scorpions.
Man, these scrotal scorpions are snacking on my nutsack!

These fucking scrotal scorpions are pissing me the hell off! I'm gonna kill the bitch that gave me these damned things.

Scrotal scorpions fucking suck man!
by Drew Ehrman June 18, 2006
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scrotal sex

Ohh niggah... niggah, niggah.
This feels so good, im gunna go try this at home.

This sure is some Scrotacular scrotal sex, I sure hope this doesnt lead to scrotal discontent.
by Mulga Bill August 23, 2007
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Scroteus

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}
This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!
by Jesus D. August 14, 2008
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scronus

The area between an individual's penis shaft and scrotum. Often itches and is relieved through very accurate scratching.
Dude: Dude, I scratched my scronus for like 2 hours this morning
Other Dude: Dude! Mine itched for so long the other day! It felt awesome scratching it!
by your grannys cat August 20, 2010
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