How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

pork screw 

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

pork screw by banjobill December 20, 2008

Japanese Screw 

It is when a woman is on top and spins clockwise and the man spins anti clockwise.

John properly Japanese screwed me last night.

Japanese Screw by Harold J Pensworth May 12, 2015

slow screw

When a man screws a woman slowly giving her a slow grinding F--k .

"Last night I took Carla home and gave her the slow screw!"

slow screw by Frank Savage November 4, 2015

Long Screw 

A term by "Louis Rossmann" while working on consumer electronics such as an a2289 touchbar macbook pro where you put a longer screw than intended into a short screw hole. Ruining the screw hole in the process.

Geeksquad totally just long screw'd this a2289 touchbar macbook pro. Poor little macbook :(

Long Screw by NotStepbro March 31, 2021

royal screw

When someone is a targeted individual by some kind of evil bully and gang stalking initiative and is sent into the twilight zone of evil torture probably motivated by one punk jealousy and the victim is put into a set of impossible and cruel unusual circumstances to lead to end of life and destruction of life. nothing seems to fit laws or nature and the person is royally fuckt for life.. without justice without concern and is pushed into the trash. while devils laughs....

The evil guy hated on his exgirl friends and got a wolfpack of scum as himself to initiate a royal screw... leaving her brain damage speechless , unable to thrive and left alone to die by toxic dysfunctional family.

royal screw by assole magnet September 17, 2021

Hulu and Screw 

When you're too poor to afford netflix so you use hulu with your bae

Guy: My netflix subscription is gone...so, Hulu and Screw?

Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.

Hulu and Screw by MrShitInYourHouse774 March 30, 2016