When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins
by OG Zus August 18, 2025
Get the E-scooter virginitymug. An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.
Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.
by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018
Get the Scooter Greasermug. You have a nice taste in whiskey; but if you get the chance, try Slane Triple Casket - it'll be very scooter as soon as it passes your lips!
by Philandra August 11, 2021
Get the scootermug. Skater: ‘hey I’m about to hit this no one go.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’
Scooter: (thinking)‘I know I'm gonna go before him even though he called it.’
by Scooters are big posers January 4, 2020
Get the Scootermug. The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
Get the i hope you hit your ankle on a scootermug. by Peter Hung December 31, 2021
Get the scooter pusmug. When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani
My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.
by Jumper gang June 17, 2024
Get the Slovakian scootermug.