Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

Scooter

Something you ride that makes no sense.

Go commit scooter ankle

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

national scooter day

may 21,st national buy a scooter day

its may21st which means its national scooter day!!

by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024

SCOOTERED

The act of eating or being given too much THC

I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!

by Chickhead January 1, 2020

Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011

Scooter

nickname for Irving Lewis Libby who was the first Jewish person to serve in the President and Vice President's Office at the White House.

Scooter got sent to federal prison, lives in Northern Virginia, and is licensed to practice law in multiple states.

by Coop Dupe January 26, 2020

Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016