goober scoop

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.

"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."

"I'm gonna goober scoop"

by van whalen December 17, 2009

scoop and loft

When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.

Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?

by Tlitt January 3, 2018

Dick Scooping

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys

Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping

by ThePRO dick scooper October 17, 2011

pootie scoop

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping

Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.

by acehole2 July 5, 2010

scoops ahoy

where the 2 hottest people work

person 1: where does robin and steve work again?
person 2: scoops ahoy!

by microwaverry July 16, 2022

Poop and Scoop

A highly illegal practice occurring mainly on the Internet. A small group of informed people attempt to push down a stock by spreading false information and rumors. If they are successful, they can purchase the stock at bargain prices.
Poop and Scooping is the opposite of Pump and Dumping.

I just sold my stock, because these guys told me to, but it turns out that they were just using the Poop and Scoop. I shouldn't have sold it.

by Noah Hoback January 24, 2009

Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.

"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"

by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009